This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.
How Snape deals with bitches.
When people dick around in his class:
When people make fun of his hair:
When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:
When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:
Those goddamn Marauders:
But at least they died before he did:
When he thinks of Lily Evans:
And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:
I do! I also ship Lucius/Hermione. :)
I’ve never read a good Lucius/Hermionne fic. Direct me to one if you like :D
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Opening Scene
And it was at this moment that my mom had to damn near tie me to the seat for fear that I would cause a scene in the theater by screaming “I LOVE YOU SEVERUS! I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” and promptly attacking the screen like some kind of rabid hyena.
I’d watch this show all day.
everyday i would be watching
I can totally see this:
“Cissy? Cissy!”
“What, Lucius?”
“Where did you put the bread? I want a sandwich!”
“On top of the fridge, darling. Just hover it down with your wand.”
“Thank you, Cissy. Bella, were you in my Peanut Butter?”
“….that was me, father. Sorry.”
“…Draco, you little bastard.”
“Lucius, darling, a letter from Draco has just arrived.”
“Again? This is the fifth time this week.”
Dear father,
I just thought you should hear about this…
